"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
Ellen’s just like “Bitch, don’t lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
i just went to find the video of this and he didnt even say any of this in the interview or was this brought up im so disappointed i feel betrayed
i hate this post
this is my favorite part of kill bill
this is literally the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen
a tough opponent
another bad idea
I can’t think of any words that could describe how cute this is.
I know! I love it when parents train their children not to bite.
and the gender and sexuality and feminism and privilege stuff on this website is completely lost on me
majority of this website consists of weird manbaby posts that get overexcited about animals and feelings and stuff like
"i w ant to kis S????? EVERY BUG???? !!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"dog????? saD?????? no !!!!!!! dont be sad friEND"
they’re annoying as fuck and make me feel really uncomfortable like you’re 20 years old or something
Someone start a tinychat
hello, how was your day??
This is not how you start a tinychat
i might be able to make it smaller if you want