in ur girls pussy like
"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"
Ellen’s just like “Bitch, don’t lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”
^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!
Ellen is Gandalf the Gay
i just went to find the video of this and he didnt even say any of this in the interview or was this brought up im so disappointed i feel betrayed
i hate this post
this is my favorite part of kill bill
this is literally the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen
a tough opponent
another bad idea
I can’t think of any words that could describe how cute this is.
I know! I love it when parents train their children not to bite.