i am the danger

in ur girls pussy like

hotdaughter:

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

cvnvr:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Bitch, don’t lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

i just went to find the video of this and he didnt even say any of this in the interview or was this brought up im so disappointed i feel betrayed

i hate this post

wintercart:

this is my favorite part of kill bill

luigismansions:

this is literally the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen

luigismansions:

this is literally the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

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badgoku14:

another bad idea

brilliantbritishhedgehog5:

why-think:

I can’t think of any words that could describe how cute this is.

I know! I love it when parents train their children not to bite.

brilliantbritishhedgehog5:

why-think:

I can’t think of any words that could describe how cute this is.

I know! I love it when parents train their children not to bite.

and the gender and sexuality and feminism and privilege stuff on this website is completely lost on me