i am the danger
make me a sandwich!! xD

gyp420 said: no avril is way worse and is just cheaply ripping it off and i like gwen stefani lol

i like gwen stefani too but like they both did the same thing its just avril is 1000000x more annoying but yeah shes just like every other weeb tbh

gwen stefani did what avril lavigne is doing now back in 2005 do i hear anyone getting pissed at her for it

in ur girls pussy like

hotdaughter:

trillow:

"hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-" "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FUCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

cvnvr:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Bitch, don’t lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

i just went to find the video of this and he didnt even say any of this in the interview or was this brought up im so disappointed i feel betrayed

i hate this post

wintercart:

this is my favorite part of kill bill

luigismansions:

this is literally the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen

luigismansions:

this is literally the dumbest shit i’ve ever seen

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent

monetizeyourcat:

a tough opponent